Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, while feeling sorry for myself that I can't find a guy, a girl on the talk show I was watching said, "You're never gonna find a guy sitting at home in your jammies with the cat." I'm sitting at home in my jammies with the cat. FML
Today, I once again listened as the girl I've loved for the past three years ranted about how she’s gonna be single forever and give up on dating. She asked, “Isn’t there one guy out there, just ONE GUY who will love me and cherish me?” When I brought up that I, once again, would love to do so, she rejected me; AGAIN. FML
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Top comments
demix_fml 32
Maybe your just not her type ?
RichardPencil 32
"You could always settle for me!"
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Comments (21)
Purpangui 4
Maybe she expected you to say you love her.
Magtec 11
Then maybe she should stop playing games and actually speak her mind. So should OP.
Iamthebanzai22 21
That only works in the movies. It would probably creep her out. Best course of action is just to ask her out on a date. Millions of men through the ages have grown balls and have done just that, and for many of them it worked. Go figure!!
RichardPencil 32
"You could always settle for me!"
demix_fml 32
Maybe your just not her type ?
Inkoseh 33
She did say "good" along with it. Romance goes both ways man, can't get what you don't ask for.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
been there selectively heard that🙃
Matt Much 12
Take that as a hint, make your move
Sinshine 28
Let me guess: You never made a move?
damonic666 1
have you made your feelings clear?
mekiswrite 21
GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER OUT
Traveling_Book 9
Got 3 possibilities here, she doesn’t know your single, she does know you’re single and isn’t into you, or she’s giving you a major hint to make a move. Ball is in your court now.
RichardPencil 32
You missed another possibility -- she doesn't know he's a man!