Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.
MidnaLink 35
So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?
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MidnaLink 35
So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?
jbuckets_404 39
Danielle, who?
MidnaLink 35
Look up Danielle Bregoli.
tounces7 28
Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.
zeffra13 31
She might have meant catch.
RichardPencil 32
I'm not fluent in Drunk, but I think she just asked you out on a date.
jbuckets_404 39
Don't even need to catch her; simply ban/ prevent her from ever (successfully) entering the store again. Problem solved!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Bhad Babie has grown up to be Drunk-Ass *****.
icecreamisrad 13
This made my night hahahahahaahaha🤣😂🤣😂
JasonThorn 23
God, I hated these people when I worked the graveyard shift. This is why I'd first and foremost take the alcohol away from them so they won't break it when they got the bad news...