Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Top comments
leiziueyes 0
I do. That'd show me that she's not a backwards and sexist person that cares too much about this dumb tradition. If she wants to marry, she should propose. Giving hints is childish and stupid because leads to misunderstanding and frustration.
sarcdude 3
I wouldn't mind if my girlfriend proposed to me. At any rate that would show she really wanted to be with me.
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Comments (147)
Tootall23 0
rofl!
smqueen 0
I would have no problem asking a guy out, but proposing is another story. it wouldn't seem that official to me. :(
Sniper3000 0
girls arent suppose to propose....
lexi123456789000 0
guys, this is a guy proposing to a guy. hope u no that
breenarae25 0
THE GIRL DOESN'T PROPOSE TO THE MAN! duh
starberries 0
Oh really? And who made that rule, you dumb ****? Who the hell says the guy gets to make the decision? Isn't it just as valid for the woman to say, "Obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed"? You're a sexist, backwards piece of trash.
awesomesauceninj 0
^^^ agreed
crazykidd15 0
#62 ur a hardass. it was a joke. calm ur nips and make me a sammich while ur at it
BruisedGiraffe 15
pulling his mom into this was so uncalled for
fabcade 14
dump him. seriously
ChrissiPumpkin 10
What's all this "girls don't propose" BS? Do we seriously still live in the 1950's?