Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Top comments
leiziueyes 0
I do. That'd show me that she's not a backwards and sexist person that cares too much about this dumb tradition. If she wants to marry, she should propose. Giving hints is childish and stupid because leads to misunderstanding and frustration.
sarcdude 3
I wouldn't mind if my girlfriend proposed to me. At any rate that would show she really wanted to be with me.
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Comments (147)
FritoLovesYou 0
Girls don't propose. Period.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you obviously don't know your boyfriend well enough if you don't know he does not believe in marriage. Proposing is clearly premature if you don't know each other that well. That being said, I still feel sorry for you.
racerapj 10
Well even though he proposed, he will ALWAYS be the man in bed. But if not, WTF is wrong with him?!?!??
I_am_stupid_also 6
I would suspect there is a good reason to wait for the guy to propose. Statistically speaking more guys are unfaithful, with relatively few women cheating with lots of guys. So women should be extra careful that the guy is really committed and wait for him to propose.
Punkartmama 0
Any story I've ever heard like this, the girl is a crazy nut-job who has been ignoring all of the signs that the guy isn't interested in getting married. Why can't you be happy in a relationship and not try to go to "the next level?"
Let_it_Be1 0
#5 -- you're a jackass. get off your fat lazy ass and try making yourself a damn "sammich". or ask your mother, since you probably still live in that bitches basement
tayzer_fml 0
He obviously isn't man enough to handle a woman who knows what she wants.
JASHEA 0
that really sucks but at least you found out before you asked think of it like that
42billybob 5
at least you got warning before you did something stupid. careful marrying someone you don't know well enough to know something he feels so strongly about.
horseluvr91 0
Maybe he would just be weirded out by you proposing to him instead of the other way around...some guys are like that. Wait and see, he might be planning to propose to you...