Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Top comments
leiziueyes 0
I do. That'd show me that she's not a backwards and sexist person that cares too much about this dumb tradition. If she wants to marry, she should propose. Giving hints is childish and stupid because leads to misunderstanding and frustration.
sarcdude 3
I wouldn't mind if my girlfriend proposed to me. At any rate that would show she really wanted to be with me.
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Comments (147)
iluvlife797 2
I love the movie leap year!!! Great movie
Megan9901 3
Are you gay?
doglover100 29
I'm annoyed with the guys have to propose and ask the girl out first. It's not 1950.
kittenzZz 4
Why.... I think that's weird.
Anonyma518 5
The fact there are so many people thinking it's normal for girl to propose and overusing that 1950's argument is very disturbing. A man is a man and a woman is a woman.
magnetic_aura 26
At least you found out before you proposed! Hopefully, he wants to get married soon too.
fantasyworld 39
At least you found out ahead of time.
JadeOmega 23
how in the hell is a girl proposing going to immasculate the man?? I've always heard guys like it when girls take initiative
meowbands 10
What's so bad about a woman asking? If the man can't get his balls up, then the woman can ask. Also, if she's ready, she can ask. It's not a big deal. You all just seem like bigger ******* when you throw fits like this.
lucasjames22 8
geez. if he wanted to get married he'd ask. What is wrong with you ?