The proposal

By Anonymous - 05/03/2026 20:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML

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You deserved it 134

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 021

You deserved it 2 040

Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 378

You deserved it 260

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 288

You deserved it 2 585

No Chick-Hating on Easter!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 440

You deserved it 741

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 769

You deserved it 5 444

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 442

You deserved it 8 537

Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 745

You deserved it 721

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 517

You deserved it 2 020

Cancelled

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 392

You deserved it 8 828

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 207

You deserved it 4 525

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 5 March 2026 23:59

Hope you took it back and dumped him, now that he’s shown you who he really is.

Hangryko 31

Friday 6 March 2026 9:26

Tell him that fortunately, dumping an AH is anyone's job, dump him, and live your life free of him.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 5 March 2026 23:59

Hope you took it back and dumped him, now that he’s shown you who he really is.

Hangryko 31

Friday 6 March 2026 9:26

Tell him that fortunately, dumping an AH is anyone's job, dump him, and live your life free of him.

idragosani 15

Friday 6 March 2026 15:51

Totally nothing wrong with the woman proposing

longnight83 8

Saturday 7 March 2026 20:31

Time to throw out the whole boyfriend, I think.

GoogieWithers 23

Saturday 7 March 2026 23:23

Tell him that you are not in a relationship with a man, that is why you were the one that asked.

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