Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML
Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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Top comments
cymruambyth 0
well it does have a crappy job
jbird1193 3
finally, a comedian posts something on this site
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Comments (198)
irokyoursox 6
toilets have standards too
coltsluvr123 2
well put napoleon
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah, American Standards.
FarSide 23
LOL. Funny.
sourgirl101 29
TIJD, your comment cracked me up! I see you shop at Home Depot too! (:
Aerious 0
All the puns are being voted down. ;(
cymruambyth 0
except mine +1! woohoo!:D
Aerious 0
You're cool.
RileyL29 0
No. YOU, 35. You're like 15 and you have an iPhone. SO COOL.
Aerious 0
So what if I have an iPhone?
username432 0
bud-hum chhhhssss
PrickHead 0
well aint that some shit
Shroomer 0
u need to shit more often instead of unloading a week's worth at once
seraphxchild 3
ha. puns.
ILoveTabz 0
damn! uhmm go get a plunger QUICK!
livvyluvlaf 8
too late :)
ILoveTabz 0
damnit! he shoulda been a plumer! :)
atomicbaboon 0
and you shoulda been a speler! :)
ILoveTabz 0
your picture made me laugh :)
skorpien 1
143, maybe she meant a person who puts the feather in those fancy hats? Not quite sure how that's relevant though…
BAMF519 0
o shit that's bad:)!
kalbrek009 20
sorry OP but this one made me LOL & made my day. :)
ohmygaaawsh29 0
probably the most witty FML I've ever read.
awardZu 0
Agreed. I'm happy to see someone could laugh at their problem, instead of the usual 'pity me' crap they spew.