Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
IndigoFuckYou 9
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
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Keyman1212 14
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
melonrind 8
Right?!
Idonebeenhad 17
Hold up a sign that says "I bet you don't have a life, do you?"
yougotapes 7
I'd be like I'm to awesome for one and then flip the bird :)
MrSassypants 34
She should enjoy her life but she should've wrote back "You either huh? That's why your writing this shit!" then with a big smiley face with the tongue sticking out.
Gross2332 0
I would be like you wish u were me XD
KingGeorgeGal 12
You'll never see them again, who cares? enjoy your life (:
MrSassypants 34
27 if you would be like me an I wished I were you wouldn't I be "like me?"
xXshadowrollerXx 6
To all the people saying she should have wrote back, what makes you think the OP had a sign just laying around? I'm curious why the other person had one, and enough time to write that out. Anyways, I agree with #1, you only get to live once. :)
MrSassypants 34
45 okay but we were joking. Relax. Have a cup of tea or a cup of coffee.
xo_jessica 0
the were just hating on your singing skills. lol - **** them. i do that all the time, i'm having fun living life & as long as you don't run over someone in the process sing your pretty little heart out. :)
ImAnInsomniac 3
exactly dude you need to enjoy your life... I hope you read these because what you did was so ******* cute I woulda held up a sign saying "would you please go out with me". **** that lame ass fool
Rickilynn1 10
41 - She missed the quotation marks. the 'logic' in your comment made it very confusing.
ComTlancy 12
Who cares if you're in a relationship or not? You don't need to be in one in order to have fun in life right?
btown1616 0
she probably was just listening to the wrong kind of music... all that pop and rap shit thats taking over the world... A7x & disturbed for life! XD
zakkyzebra 11
she should have had a sign that said "I can't believe you would waste a sign just to say something like that. How the **** did you even have enough time to write all this? Were you speed writing just to ask me a question I'm not going to answer? You must have no ******* life. So. Let me answer your question with another question. I bet YOU don't have a boyfriend, do you?" But of course OP would have to write REAAAAAALLLLLLLY fast.
kyarush 10
lol
epiikgangster11 2
the thing is he wants to, but can't
bigmanj28 0
they're just showing you what people say to them
RetardedBullFrog 4
I bet they wrote it down in advamce for situations like these.
ImaWiseGuy 5
hold your sign up saying "your boyfriends leaving you for me"....
FurryPride 9
Or write a sign saying "I'm getting some from yours"
ariannaa_fml 17
^^^ win
EvilDoll 7
they would think I had no boyfriend, friends, or life, if they saw how I get down to music in the car. I bring the funk
couturegirl2 7
I'm sure you do...
Keyman1212 14
And I'm sure you don't... Lighten up, geez. I look like a damn idiot when I'm alone driving around, they'd probably put me in a mental hospital if they didn't know I was singing along/dancing along/acting a damn fool along with some good ass music.
miniluda12 12
ikr, its not like op's the only one.
122409 0
17's just mad cuz her **** need two tin cans and a piece of string between them to remind each other that they're still there.
122409 0
yes...please keep moderating my non-swearing indirect sarcasm, but not comments that are irrelevant to everything (like #11). makes sense.
122409 0
I like how you moderators delete my shit as if it's the worst stuff that's ever been said on FML, lmao.
goshpeople 4
Totally. You just do your thing. On a slightly related note, whenever I pull up alongside some inconsiderate douche who thinks everyone in his immediate vicinity appreciates his blaring rock or metal music, I open my windows and blast some classical music. Organ is best, for that deep, earth-shaking sound. Sometimes they look sheepish, sometimes amused, but either way it's awesome.
s40love 0
17 is rude ): I jam to my music when I drive. and when I get weird looks, I jam harder. nothing to be ashamed of, OP!
FurryPride 9
I plug in my iPhone and blare Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.
Jammy01jams 2
#64 ... see that's why I love being me. If you blasted classical I would shut my music off and enjoy that instead. I love all music except for country. Literally anything. I have a friend and we go from listening to Eminem(who isnt a favourite) to some classical soundtracks from favourite films. It's great to say **** you to everyone who listens to solely rap, and go ahead and listen to rap, electronic, dubstep, rock, 50s rock(a favourite), and classical etc. Let's pump that classical!
festive_foetus 3
Em.. I know this is gonna sound really dumb..but what does OP mean?:-S
Keyman1212 14
Osteoporoses Paralysis.
scrapmetal58 9
Keyman, it's nice to know I'm not alone in being "crazy" while driving alone. When I drive from Ontario to PEI, I boogie-on-down in the car. It helps pass the long drive.
Ferretface 13
93 - Oversized Penis.
bigboobies44 0
ur hot we shoul txt eachother
bill242 6
I want to see
undead_carnage 0
wow , I think your inconsiderate for calling people who listen to rock douche"s. go to he'll if you can't stand rock music.
MetalSparks138 0
i understand this pain i listen to thrash techno and technical metal :P
IndigoFuckYou 9
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
daAce77 8
Yeah....I think he was attracted to your mating dance.
xmayne 0
so that's when your girlfriend's head popped up from the passenger seat?
Livinia 11
Who cares what they think! Theirs probably sad and lonely.
Livinia 11
They're* damn iPhone.
LaughinStock 16
yes make sure you fix that or the grammar nazis woooooooooo
LaughinStock 16
might get you... stupid iphone :(...woooo :)
xXshadowrollerXx 6
They'll get you too if you keep making mistakes like that! Be more careful!
ShyAnn29 15
29 that made me laugh! wooooo! haha!!
iSitt 0
I love that you cared enough to fix it.
jonathanje2 0
Well is it true?
Btreasure 8
that is the question.
ShockingShelby 0
I think most people probably do that.. so who cares...
MsSoulReaper 27
So you don't have a boyfriend? No worries, it's not like you'll be alone forever.
ambowew 7
Screw them! They obviously don't know one of the most important rules. Dance like nobody is watching.
d3p02 0
its ok cause u have a *****