Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
IndigoFuckYou 9
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
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Comments (146)
jakesterdog123 0
um they probably wanted to ask u out
katarina956 0
I do that all the time. My boyfriend finds it funny. Some people just need to dissect everyone else's life. You're happy and they aren't. =)
Cookiegirl222 0
Genius! But seriously, who doesn't jam out in their car?
keekaathekeekaa 0
I would put up a sign that said "bet you aren't the lead singer of maroon 5's cousin, huh."
andthepennydrops 6
...doesn't everyone rock out in their car??......so that means no one has a boyfriend?
arsenicalhumor 30
Hopefully you brushed it off, OP! Only low-lives treat people like that- that person most likely has an extremely sad life.
smkh88 2
Weird, I so the same thing and the people in the next car join in. It must be because I'm prettier than you are.
siofamily143 6
Story of my life haha. Keep jammin!
terrihart 8
Do you?
radiocaf 29
Maybe he was trying to pick you up?