Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Top comments
Lou_Briccant 0
I love all the people telling her to lose weight and she deserve it because she's fat. Really? Is it me, or does it seem that we're going back into the 50s where women are being treated lesser than men? ******' people man, need to grow up.
RomanianLover 0
Wow, That's all I can think to say. Guys like that aren't worth it.
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RomanianLover 0
Wow, That's all I can think to say. Guys like that aren't worth it.
coldblood 4
first reply to number 1!!!!! lol I'm surprised noone did. be funnier!!!
Tektite 14
LOL @ tardo above.. but anyway.. that sucks OP. you need a new boyfriend.
sleepywaterpony 5
Slap his face. You know, for the ripples.
Spencer_fml 0
That's not always a bad thing, did he say it with a smile like it was cute? I'd think it was cute.
blah_blah_shity 0
jerk my boyfriend does that too and im a size one! its still annoying!!
cadillacgal79 32
Nobody cares what size you are.
Lou_Briccant 0
I love all the people telling her to lose weight and she deserve it because she's fat. Really? Is it me, or does it seem that we're going back into the 50s where women are being treated lesser than men? ******' people man, need to grow up.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Guys are treated the same way but we're looked down upon for saying it. Not saying she deserved it, and she didn't, but men aren't treated better than women. Widespread sexism isn't nearly as big of a problem anymore. Just some assholes like the guy from the post.
XandraHart 15
She's not even necessarily fat either. I'm fit trim and athletic, but my thigh still ripples when I tap it.
RebeccaRFT 18
Why is it that people only defend the posts from girls that hint they're fat? Like all the posts from guys are just called fat losers if they complain, but if a girl is told to lose weight, it's called sexism. Give me a break.
gloryglory 0
hahaha thats amazing. story of my life.
shady_angel 0
i think its harsh people are syaings shes fat, you dont even know the girl!!
Rodin_fml 0
aww cute i do that too :)
Girlssuck 0
I did that to my exs ass all the time she didn't find it cute either but I though it was sexy I didn't mean It in a bad way you gotta understand
Platoon18 0
what an asshole he is!!
RoyalMGN 8
nice
loschepp 0
My ex boyfriend told me he could fit 2 of his thighs into one of mine... But I'm buff! You just gotta find the ones who appreciate your curves :]