Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
IndigoFuckYou 9
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
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rafsta 0
Did you ask him if he had one
iAmScrubs 19
Get a piece of paper and make a reply to him/her. You guys can have a conversation that way, while driving, until one of you proceeds to drive off a cliff.
habest 2
Since we love all of your other comments, we'll pretend we didn't see this comment :p
MrSassypants 34
Since you said that comment we'll pretend you never existed. Wait who am I replying to? Hmmm... seems like he doesn't exsist. Oh well.
buckeyefan16 14
reminds me of wile coyote an realizing he's fallin haha
alex6946 10
so? it was just a random stranger.
j_cat187 20
give him the bird. you don't need a sign for that shit
dontpanic_fml 32
dude **** them...they're probably pretty miserable. rock on
BelleBelle_fml 11
I dance while driving too. It's really not that uncommon. It's not like you were picking your nose or something. lol
n1c0l3t 0
how can they determine that when all you're doing is subtly jamming out? don't let them get to you even if you don't have a bf there's nothing wrong with you :)
lexisteez 0
i see people always doing that... and its awkward especially when their all alone.
mima77 0
Shut your ugly self up! What in the hell is wrong with jamming in the car to some music. I bet your a weirdo with no friends. I can tell by that hideous profile pic!
lexisteez 0
who takes time out of driving to write that ?
ribbyc80 0
ur stupid, didn't say "driver".... said "passenger"
FmL_bitch 0
well do you? :p