Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
IndigoFuckYou 9
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
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Comments (146)
chadcat 1
I don't have A boyfriend, I have two. ;)
kangaru1 0
F them. you live your life by the moment and do as you wish. Enjoy it.
emodude44 0
Your car Your funk The world can Deal with it
Karnadas 1
If I were there, I'd totally pretend to be your boyfriend to get them off your back. Sounds like you were having a great time, and that's a good thing in my book :D
solarrunner 16
Wow, what a ********! I often bob my head or sing along quietly to the track I am listening to when I walk down the street! That shows that you are happy, and nothing else! What happened to you was totally uncalled for!
Late_night83 25
was he maybe asking u out?? lol
Sekococo 0
Show em the bird its the universal symbol to answer any questions ;)
creedaddict 9
you should off gave him the finger .... u party on dudette !!!!!
tacovingtonboy 10
wow thts just wat people say to them
Kayzee01 8
The passenger? As in, not the driver? **** what the passenger thinks! He/she isn't driving so their opinion doesn't matter. You keep jamming, op.