Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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Keyman1212 14
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
IndigoFuckYou 9
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
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revert 1
i do the exact same thing going through the town centre but I sing as well :D screw them! have fun!
yourmomsayzhi 3
i am sure you dont get down nearly as bad as i do, my steering wheel is a drum, the dash board a keyboard and the top of the side window is a guitar. i had someone teenager pull out her phone and video tape it and i only know that because they were behind me. it just made me rock harder.
luis9392 2
oh that was you in that car?? sorry that was me lmafo! jk jk
undead_carnage 0
I do that all the time , haha I dont tend to worry about what other people think . because in my opinion everyone in this world will always have something negative to say about you no matter what..... so I say to them ... go to hell I don't care what you think, be proud and crank that music loud.
cheesecake_36 6
you should have asked them if they had a special someone n if they said yes than say "well too bad he/she isn't as good as me!" and screw their ass! They wish they were you!
rofl99 0
hey I like some pretty ****** up music! I mean u would freak out lol but I have a bf, just ignore it, your gonna have a boyfriend that is going to love you for who you are! and how did he get a sign n write that? it's like texting while driving! well I guess you were at a stop light so its not as bad as actually twd so yeah... lol
Gfrigo 1
That dude obviously has no life if he has pre-made signs like that.
saturnsonic 3
well do you? cause im available...lol
alexistheboss365 0
do you have a boyfriend?
alicewonderland_ 3
That question makes no sense... what, cause you enjoy music people asume you have no boyfriend? It must have either been a shitty/lame song, or your ugly/fat...