Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
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Top comments
Lythiaren 8
Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.
FYLDeep 26
For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.
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Comments (132)
chinosurferchick 5
Relationships are too much trouble.
MissGrinch 4
Humans are troublesome.
Phustercluck 11
Kittehs can be even more troublesome, but I suppose their cuteness makes up for that.
travisrocker 0
ketths dressed in frog outfits are just down right epic :D
Taipan_fml 0
They're only too much trouble for those who want to sleep around and can't muster up the effort it takes to make one work, which includes being selfless at times. The rest of us don't really have much of a problem, though.
Phustercluck 11
Uhg, people like this give guys a bad name. At the same time there's plenty of girls that are the same way. Why must people be sofaking deceitful and whatever happened to loyalty?
musiclife_fml 0
This.
gigglebritches 0
I don't see much deceit going on, considering he just flat out said he planned on hooking up with other chicks. Loyalty on the other hand....
xdeadxradiox 0
#28, I like your name. :D
gigglebritches 0
thank you :)
Spastastic 6
16 -- SNL reference win.
Phustercluck 11
The deceit is him misleading her into believing that they were in a meaningful relationship. This of course my own extrapolation, I'm assuming they did not just meet yesterday. Otherwise, I doubt the girl could be that delusional, although it is a possibility.
natilie69 0
your hot i like you :)
Phustercluck 11
lol, why thank you. 'Your' hot too :P
DROELOELULZ 0
HAHA BURN!
chriszbeauty 0
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BananaTroll 0
I'm genuinely confused. Does the boyfriend want her to steal the girls or the condoms? I don't know about you, but I'm going to be stealing some virginities.
georggx 3
dump the jerk. that's ******* horrible. if someone does that you don't just stay with them. ahhh. dick.
coco_MOO 0
yeaa I agree. guys like that are shallow. & also need to control their dicks once in a while.
BananaTroll 0
Does he want her to steal the condoms or the girls? I don't know about you, but I would be stealing those coffee packets he hides in his cabinet.
DROELOELULZ 0
WIN
gigglebritches 0
at least he plans on having safe sex while cheating on you :)
Phustercluck 11
Wouldn't want him to procreate.
gigglebritches 0
or spread the love in a form of an std
syedlink27 0
ydi you prolly ignored all the signs you reap what you sow it's better to be single than mistreated
serenity40 6
how romantic