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Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, someone sent me disgusting private pictures, all because he asked if I wanted to swap pictures and I said sure, but I didn't think it was a different type of picture and not just selfies. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
Mysterious_one 26
sorry dear.. just stop sexting him ..
xStevieKingsleyx 12
YDI for sexting in the first place. Never know what's going to happen to those pictures.
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Comments (77)
happyturtle 16
you should NEVER include your face in a sextig photo. also, you shouldnt sext every douche, i think it should be more private than that, so sexting is limited to long term relationships only. ydi
smokecloud_ 37
Not everyone wants a long term committed relationship. There is nothing wrong with a casual relationship between two consenting adults. That being said, OP, that dude is a douche, and I'm with the crowd that says never include your face in naughty photos.
Soliloquy93 14
Aww sweetie, that sucks. But you shouldn't EVER have your face in those pics, not even if you were sending them to your husband, you just never know...
tishtashbat 16
If it's not your partner and just a random guy, you have to expect he's doing it for your body. As you are doing it for his body. He doesn't like you so he has no reason to a) want to see your face and b) not show other people. I have nothing against sexting your partner (I send my boyfriend pictures when we're apart) but if you're going to put your face in these kind of pictures it needs to be someone you can trust not to show others and who will actually want to see your face.
worldclassrager 41
It's usually better not to have your face shown...and if they are posted online then people can trace them back to you...
sdroze1389 31
du du DAAAA!
Bracine 1
Darling if your going to sext make it with a man who loves your face just asuvh as your body. Sexting can be fun and stimulating but justsure don't send them to as shoes like that guy
perdix 31
Some people's "****** face" is so silly or disturbing that it breaks the other's mood. "Fake ****** faces" are even more boner-retardant!
sdroze1389 31
I wouldn't know they all look the same to me cause they are all fake. I'm not good at sex is my point.
perdix 31
#42, well, keep at it, you can only get better, but let me warn you: when you're able to create real orgasms, the faces get even weirder than the fake faces!
pandoralilybelle 13
Send a photo back with you sticking up the finger, and then never message him again.
doglover100 29
Never include your face in sexts, you don't know where the pictures will end up.
MyselfLovesI 7
"the guy I was sexting" sorry but YDI for sexting someone in tge first place. Do you even realise what could happen with those photos ? What if he's a 50 year old perv ?
Ben009 13
Maybe you look like his sister or cousin lol