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Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, someone sent me disgusting private pictures, all because he asked if I wanted to swap pictures and I said sure, but I didn't think it was a different type of picture and not just selfies. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
Mysterious_one 26
sorry dear.. just stop sexting him ..
xStevieKingsleyx 12
YDI for sexting in the first place. Never know what's going to happen to those pictures.
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Comments (77)
randomuser1989 10
Imagine that, being treated like an object when you offer yourself up as one. It's one thing when someone you're dating who you thought cared about you (the human being you) says something like that, but it's another when you've agreed to be nothing more than a game/toy. It'd be like entering a beauty contest then getting upset when a judge says you're too fat, you're the one that agreed to be judged based on your appearance, should be prepared for negative comments too, not just expecting positive ones.
jtamner2013 2
he is not worth it. if you need a friend talk to me.
dreishot 1
I guess the guy don't like shrek huh?..