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Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, someone sent me disgusting private pictures, all because he asked if I wanted to swap pictures and I said sure, but I didn't think it was a different type of picture and not just selfies. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
Mysterious_one 26
sorry dear.. just stop sexting him ..
xStevieKingsleyx 12
YDI for sexting in the first place. Never know what's going to happen to those pictures.
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Comments (77)
ffffffffck 13
...and that's where a picture of his or your grandma comes in. just throw it in casually next time you sext.
letsgooo_fml 23
You shouldn't include your face in those anyways. It could come back to haunt you.
ffffffffck 13
The wisdom of someone who got burnt?
xuneventful 12
#17, or common sense?
Raging_hamster 5
Sorry, but that was extremely stupid on your part. Sexting to someone you're not even the least bit close to is completely idiotic.
ffffffffck 13
Op didn't really say whether or not they were close. Also there's a reason people turn to sexting... It is kind of fun, under certain circumstances.
happyturtle 16
#18 "i don't want your face ruining this hot photo" doesn't sound very close to me.
tehdarkness 21
You should never include your face anyways, soon you will be all over spankwire or something...
sdroze1389 31
maybe he has a strange addiction to photoshoping his face onto female bodies and can't control himself.
imchacon22 19
Why are you dumb enough to include your face in them anyways? If you don't put your face and one day he posts them everywhere you can deny that's you
sdroze1389 31
sound advice unless she has some very noticeable tattoo. then better advice would be to just not sext
happylappy 21
I don't think it really matters who says or implies you're ugly. It's most likely going to hurt your feelings in most circumstances.
buttcramp 21
people should still be nice to each other, if they're strangers or not!
Phooey 22
What kind of face expressions did you have in those pictures? Maybe it didn't go with the texts and killed the vibe?
AlexRen 21
You should never send your face in a nude. Just neck down. Maybe he felt your face in the picture was awkward?