Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
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BroSkii69 8
OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD ******* face*
NeedAHaircut 0
When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again
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Comments (71)
warrsoldier209 0
damn cought slippin yu should just hit me up
ashylarry 0
you shouldve asked her to help
romexman1985 0
haha...caught in the act....who knows,maybe she thought u had crabs
Takador 3
Um theres this thing on like the door called like a LOCK which u can like totally use to keep people from COMING IN. BTW Ur natural hair color is also showing.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Not everyone has a lock on their door. My bedroom door doesn't have one.
cmac86 24
is that what they're calling masturbation nowadays- an itch?
hofman5 0
Well at least she saw your hand moving and not your head...or she wouldve thought u were sucking your own dick...now that wouldve been hard to explain
ambino95 3
haha that sucks
sk8erd 15
just tell her what happened n it'll be all good..but what happens if ur really masturbating? i dunno figure that out urself
Kaptain4274 0
thats kind of similar to american pie in some ways
WaceyC5 0
Priceless!