Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Good sister
United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
Tali147 16
45 - Woo Nice idiot costume.
AngelicTide 11
I sense a new Ray Stevens song!
Abzj94 10
In England this would be a classic episode of Jeremy Kyle
ryanbeast 7
What guy would have sex with his mother in law?!
PristinecrazyD 0
59, that guy would and did
beatlegirl27 20
A pshyco
HopeBaby77713 1
Haven't u seen Jerry men and women do it all the time!!! Gross but happens
starbucksguy 16
45:- since when did nuns have pink ears on top of their heads?
gusjuanillo 2
Lmao... That must suck.
KriiFahMoro 9
Nuh-nuh-nuh-no shit, Sherlock.
pikaboo_fml 5
Complicated family?
oliversutton 9
Sup
Arrawyn 12
Married into the family? Don't have to!
BunnySlippers 6
Wait doesn't that mean you married your father...?
angeluscado 15
People can have the same mom with different dads, numpty...
PlaySpades 21
I wonder who he had sex with first.... not that it really changes much but still, maybe he had sex with the mother first and then later went out with the daughter and they just decide to never tell her to spare her feelings.