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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
MzEvryday90 0
What troubles me the most is how this goes together. Did your mother have you at a young age, therefore is still able to reproduce with your husband or did they do the dirty while he was still young or is he just prominently older than you & did your mom (oh burn!) before you two met. Wow, at least on Jerry Springer they explain how it came about! Have fun with this, way messed up, fyl
ScotsLassie 6
Yes this totally sucks for OP but why did everyone jump to this meant her mum and husband had an affair? I assumed that this happened prior to their relationship.
charlesPscene 4
Dufuq did i just read?
BobbieH 19
Wow OP **** your life! That's an awful betrayal, from your husband and your mother. You're going to have a tough time of things for awhile. Be strong, you'll pull through.
TheDrifter 24
So you really can call him a ************? Family reunions are gonna be awesome.
tnttse 6
Haters gunna hate noor..
ke1234567890 1
DAFAQ ????
tnttse 6
Did he have relations with your mother before you were married??
glkownr 0
Seriously had to read that a few times to get it lol
sierrataz 3
Are you a hillbilly or something?
lepuppykicker 15
Why do you have to stereotype her as a hillbilly? Just because some incest goes on doesn't mean they're "hillbillies". In most cases "hillbillies" have such a large family tree that all live in the same general area it's hard to figure out if it's a relative or not.