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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
nateb123 4
Her husband will be able to win any argument with "your mom" jokes for the rest of their marriage. On an upbeat note, there is a chance this is all luck. Maybe the mom is a cougar and didn't know who the dad was/wanted to raise the kid herself. They both move on, the guy meets and eventually marries the older daughter and then bam, meets the mom and all hell breaks lose. Basically, this is Crazy Stupid Love in real life. It could happen.
stavrosg 3
I also know a family where the mother married her daughter to her lover to keep him in the house. Yeah...
WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5
Your mom's a *****!
janerose21 3
omg so sorry. no one deserves this, just stay strong !!
kenyata_alyssa 4
moms a milf ;)
kirrra 11
and you got that from the original post how?
uumlaut_strohson 3
lolwut
momo1972 3
Some family tree, sounds like your gene pool is gonna need a little chlorine
CannabiForMen 2
Jerry jerry JERRY!!!! Serriously thought that sucks...
HerrBawl 4
I would need more details before I can vote on this one
hatesfate 6
36 - you're right. One doesn't. About 9 have since I posted this. Regardless of the poster it was a stupid, insensitive, and trolling post.
IsThatAHorse 5
Hey, it could be worse! Your sister could be the biological mother of your husband... Thatd be wierd.