Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Good sister
United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Top comments
sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
starbucksguy 16
Two children with the same mother can have different biological fathers...I'm tempted to say "dumbass", but I'm too polite for that *BAZINGA!* Dumbass
SydMadrid 0
This Is Some Jerry Springer Shit! FYL
Ruffclue 9
Who is ur daddy ?? Lol
1094568 1
Not funny....people think before you type it....
justjay27 2
That is funny! He/she thought before they wrote it, thought it was funny, so wrote it! :)
maosquare 18
I would argue that different people have different sense of humour. A may find Blackadder funny but Mr Bean vile while B may think the other way round.
sanih 2
i think my dads gone crazy ! eminem ;)
MonsterCommenter 4
This is ****** up for so many reasons...
SkoomaKi 28
I smell a cheater and surprisingly bacon. You guys comment I'm going to go have some bacon. OP, I think some detective work is in order. You also need to decide the fate of your husband. Ask Siri for body dump locations.
starbucksguy 16
This'll make family reunions all kinds of fun!
mjoyn98 1
That is just disgusting.
KVKdragon 26
Does she count as your sister, daughter (legally, not biologically), or both? :/
angelofsaturn 23
#27 i would think that as long as she's married to the creep then her sister is her stepdaughter as well.
merrielp 13
Weird
angelofsaturn 23
daddy bro in law and sister stepmom. wow well just don't take things out on your sister cause she s gonna have a hard enough time explaining things.
gracevet88 0
If the guy isn't married to ur mom, they aren't ur dad in law Just their half sibling's dad
angelofsaturn 23
#193 the baby sister is who i was referring to when i said daddy bro in law. he's her father(the baby) and for right now unless the OP says different he is also her brother in law because he's married to her sister.
angelinaanimerg 7
It took me awhile to understand. But when i did.... :o Omggggggggg
starbucksguy 16
You are forgiven...