ajwwfc
Wolverhampton, United Kingdom
Bored of you
Today, I realised that whenever I make eye contact with a stranger, I yawn. I work at a McDonald's FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Smile No More
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unreasonable
Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
suhleedah18
United States
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
crosseyed
United Kingdom
Lunch is on me
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
CapNCook
Chicago, United States
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Lizzielollipop816
United States
Spooky
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
tittyboomboom
Australia
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
hails
Toronto, Canada
Fast food, hold the fast
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
Anonymous
Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML
Top comments
slowhandjp 18
Get some sleep before that.
Bogrbon 27
I wonder if this is cause and effect? His odd facial behaviors have meant that one of the few possible employers who will hire him is McDonalds.
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Comments (5)
slowhandjp 18
Get some sleep before that.
RichardPencil 32
Really? You do that naturally? Usually, McDonald's has to train employees to treat customers with disdain and contempt.
Bogrbon 27
I wonder if this is cause and effect? His odd facial behaviors have meant that one of the few possible employers who will hire him is McDonalds.
Kristen Bauer 14
And you just discovered this now?
Rusty Armstrong 13
Sounds like a tic disorder. Try breathing in slowly when you have to look people in the eye until the urge to yawn passes.