Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
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Top comments
nofxtime 0
You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!
dramatay 0
BURN!!!!
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Comments (69)
ShetHappensxx 0
*falls asleep* i'm sorry what did you say? Goodness boy your boringness made me fall asleep!
rosierosierosie 0
DRINK MOAR She just sounds like a bitch to be honest.
Scatchamagowza 0
I'm from Nova Scotia too! :D
TheLetterZero 7
Same here! :O And this FML is hilarious.
movies12 0
OMG Everyone look at #13 they think there first. LOL!! So stupid!!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
im pretty sure they were just making fun of the actual first poster [and anyone else who thinks its SO ****** COOL! to be first] OP: she sounds like a bitch, or she was joking. and you sound boring when youre sober? soooo what, you were actually coherent after a few drinks? thats not a bad thing AT ALL. when your friends are stumbling all over the place, youll be just as drunk, just not as stupid.
quecool 0
is YDI you deserved it?
seanreddog 4
No.
McBadAss 0
YDI for being Canadian. Epic fail on your part.
TheLetterZero 7
Shut up, Canadians are the best. :P
SadinSherman 16
At what?
mikes45 0
omg
Victoria_fml 0
YDI for drunk-texting
DameGreyWulf 1
Perhaps this is a sign you're not belligerent or crazy as a drunk. There doesn't /always/ have to be a difference.
Superawesomestev 0
ydi for saying sorry in the first place. she drunk texts her one nighters all the time and feels no remorse.