Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Self-care
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Thanks, Bill
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Brain worms
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
This ain't it chief
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Lisa89 3
I do the same :3. I try ans save my work as i'm painting (on canvas) then realize i don't need to :P.
Syn_fml 0
That's because you're an idiot.
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blakehilli8 0
first
lifeislife_fml 0
Now all the petulant "first" haters are going to comment on your post, throwing petty insults at you while sounding like douches themselves. Care to comment now?
Intoxicunt 6
*Throws "jackass"* *Throws "fucktard"* How am I doing?
Mihir 1
AHAHA Literally made me laugh outloud!! I hope theres not much time until that starts to happen xD
youreanidiot 0
Just going to say, since FML has been allowing all these FMLs moderated and selected by this Kevin Nealon, all of the FMLs he's been accepting have been terrible FMLs.
Duckasaurus 0
I've done this before.
boricua_4life407 5
Lmao! :P
Synedge 0
Agree
krissayyy 0
i dont understand how u can ctrl z a paper?
millyXD 0
#132 Thats excactly what I thought.
marleytooyou 0
what does ctrl z do ??? I'm confused
blankaex 0
^^ Undo. And this sounds like another FML where someone tried to Ctrl+F seafood on a menu.
LolAtYourFail 12
I've done that before!!!
Umeshalaka 0
Zomg!! I got second!!! YESSSS Jk you fail and you coppied that one with CNTRL F on a dining menu
Anonymous75_fml 0
tots
ObeseKitten 0
But.. you got third... :c
facilitator 0
How is he the first comment yet #3?
kittykat1501 31
1 and 2 were deleted, I believe
Lisa89 3
I do the same :3. I try ans save my work as i'm painting (on canvas) then realize i don't need to :P.
cwl727 33
same here
letitbe56 0
This is ripped off from PostSecret France.
Banannikka 1
I've done CTRL+F in a school text book. This belongs on MLIA, because clearly too many people have done this.
TheTragicReturn 0
Ditto to EVERYTHING you said. I get so disappointed when I realize I can't use ctrl + F in textbooks.
TC1_fml 0
+1, especially when there's no index in the book.
diet_otaku 0
i was just thinking this was more MLIA than FML.
lakeylove 0
um.... so computers are rad. I use mine 24/7. and I'm not fat yay
HenryFBP 0
Why would computers make you fat? Overeating does that. Computers make you...compute...
Lizzypop98 6
If you eat and eat and do nothing but use the computer what do you think will happen? You'll get fat.
suziie_fml 0
Haha don't feel bad I do that A lot when I am drawing free hand
delfinofrank 0
Not an FML. I bring my laptop everywhere with me. When I don't have it I experience crazy withdrawal symptoms...
jenny_gaal 5
lol win ^^
sonicmega 3
My version of this is all the times I've misspelled a word accidentally while writing an essay, and half expected a red squiggly line to appear underneath it. FML
manderella15 0
lol thats okay, i've done that alot =P
Emma_91 0
Me too XD Makes m feel like not such a loser to see that others do that too