Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at my best friend’s wedding. Mid-speech, I felt something was off. I looked down and realized I had a huge stain on my trousers. Not just a small stain, but a whole wet patch from crotch to knee. I had to finish the speech with one hand covering it. I later sniffed it, it was only champagne, but still… FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
Wedding party? Damn straight it's a party now.
CurlyHairGuy 0
Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?
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CurlyHairGuy 0
Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?
White667 0
Hotness. xD Just say you planned it, totally.
IgniteMe28 0
hmmm, i say pics or it didn't happen.
AlexZB 0
hott
nonotme 0
nonotme, who is known for trolling these because THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO DO AS MOST OF THESE SUCK AND ******* FAIL NOW THAT 12 YEAR OLDS HAVE DISCOVERED THIS WEBSITE, approves this message. i would probably laugh at the Hello Kitty panties and then ask you out.
yellow_flash 0
Yupp. I would so ask u out after that
Coleputt 1
Can I see? I would love to see how nice it looked on you ;)
fmlalldayxxx 0
@1 nice response lol plus the naruto perv dude as your pic
Loosechange 0
Please say you are not ugly or have a abnormality or something that people don't know about.
RingoStarrr 0
hawwt.
metalfan333 0
o.o
CaptinFalconKnig 6
just woof is all I have to say....
AuB1419ER 0
hello titty
spaerro 8
I love the fact that 1's Jaraiya matches perfectly with his comment. :'3
NoahStaz 3
20 I agree. Then she could have looked at the groom and said, "Now you know what could have been yours."
Witchcraft_fml 5
Wedding party? Damn straight it's a party now.
CJ090 0
Up top man that's just what I was thinkin NOW its a party
TenebrificTurtle 0
I am so glad she parties with Hello Kitty, cause nothing says classier than a naked maid of honor in kitty panties.
ballisticks 0
epic fail. where is your bra?
lynx_fml 0
It's probably built into the dress.
zuli_fml 0
Some dresses are designed to be worn without a bra.
teiso_fml 0
If it was a bridesmaid dress you wouldn't wear a bra with it because then everyone could see the strap. Or you could use a strapless bra, but quite possible the bra was built into the dress.
LilaBear 2
many formal dresses are able to be worn without bras. You're obviously a guy, aren't you? Or else you're a chick who doesn't wear dresses.
Jonr1138 6
hello kitty panties could be sexy. I wish I was there to see this! :)
darkshadow_fml 0
Only on a cute little asian girl. THEN its ******* sexy.
moose_mania 0
omg perv
Daowiies 1
Agrees with 41. :3
JhasNeeh 7
Anyone else thinking that she'd manage to grab the dress before it got that low? I'm very doubtful that you'd not have noticed it falling that much. Fake.
agb2001 2
It might have just fell quickly.
v1kt4r 13
giving a toast usually involves mic in 1 hand, champagne class in the other, unless she's a 4 armed monster and those dont really wear dresses, she couldn't have had time to grab the dress
Zackerypeter33 0
Troll
Intoxicunt 6
Wedding video that happened to catch this or it didn't happen! :) #3, strapless dress?
sLsIDK 0
I agree, vid (or if you don't have, pics) or it didn't happen.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, there ARE strapless bras But I'm willing to bet more likely the dress was supportive on its own.... except not so much now.
rebash09 0
well, she was a bridesmaid, not the bride, so her dress may have been made of silk or something more flimsy than the dress you are probally thinking about. So, it could have happened if she was wearing flimsy dress.
kingston52 0
ydi for being a stripper ***** and for ruining their wedding
Witchcraft_fml 5
I highly doubt it ruined their wedding. If anything, it probably made it more hilarious.
chillbro69 0
lol
dalli 0
how the hell are they a stripper *****?! their zipper was ACCIDENTILLY undone. gosh...
sbcpunkrocker 0
pix pls
Maxine17 8
Way to make it memorable. Groom: "do you remember that time we saw Meg's breasts honey; what day was that? Bride: "uh...that was our wedding day" *scornful glare*
Intoxicunt 6
Ahahaha. That was awesome. Your comments are great.
smellymellyy 7
haha win^
papadugg 0
that's why you should have worn a strapless bra! they have ones that work with even low-back dresses or low-cut in the front dresses~there's NO damn excuse for that. ...from a girl who knows the importance of ALWAYS wearing a bra in public.
Intoxicunt 6
I refuse to go out without a bra too, but there are dresses that are made to be worn without them. Tell me how you would fine a bra to go under this: http://www.edressme.com/14244ry.html#
disney_blonde 16
Pasties. Problem solved, kinda.
slip5789 0
that dress wouldn't fall off... unfortunately, that model is hot!
papadugg 0
Well, there's BustFree http://www.amazon.com/Bustfree-USA-BustFree-Strapless-Backless/dp/B000IZACOG Maidenform makes one, but the middle between the cups might be visible with that dress... and there's also Bras Visione by Comet http://www.lingerienewstyle.com/allproduct.asp?idProduct=173 the last one is kinda "meh" because it's a clear strap, not 'no-strap'. ...if the OP didn't wear one because she was too small-busted for it to be MUCH of an issue in general, BustFree really could have done the trick~wouldn't recommend them for anyone over a B cup though.
bexox 0
Sometimes it's just easier not to wear a bra with the way some cocktail dresses are designed. Wearing a bra isn't a federal offense or anything. No big deal.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Even then, some strapless bras are bad. A friend of mine wore one of those FreeBras that stick to you to our dance and we ended up having to go to the bathroom to do damage control when it stopped sticking to her :/
LilaBear 2
I was just maid of honour at a wedding, and out of the 3 girls, I was the only one who wore a bra, and that was to pad it out a bit coz the dress was a little loose for me. The dress was so thickly padded that if it fit properly there'd be no need to wear a bra.
LilaBear 2
#25 - pasties? those stick-on things? If you live where I do (in a hot, humid city) those things don't work. They fall off within hours.