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Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, after my girlfriend had said she was cooking surprise dinner for me this week, the crazy thing is I came home early from work and the surprise dinner was she was eating some dude's cock and balls. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says, "What's for dinner?" FML
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Top comments
tinker9107 1
Was it that boring ?
thisisafunnyname 12
Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"
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Comments (175)
adelelover21 0
Well, you both were making a sandwich...
astroh24 0
Someone needs some K-Y intense gel
mikede420 0
This must be a girl and if so then please move on
RedPillSucks 33
There's an old man looking for some chicken.
juicypu55y 0
Well, what was it? I'm hungry
MeLuvBewbs 7
This reminds me of the jennamarbles video. "I wonder what I should cook for dinner tonight, aww but then I have to go to the grocery store again."
ronski 41
I think you need to spice it up a bit
chubby_choco 17
Invest in a blindfold, fuzzy handcuffs (or leather shackles), and flavored lube. You'll stop thinking about dinner, I promise.
lolyeahthatsme 11
What did you have for dinner?
Harlequin073 6
Wait i thought that was the hottest part!