Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
Billybob
United States
Sounds like a plan
Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML
No list
Write lists!
Today, I went to the grocery store for three items. I left with two full bags and forgot the one thing I actually needed. I didn’t realize until I got home, unpacked everything, and stared at the empty counter in disbelief. Next on my list: start making lists. FML
Going hungry
United States
Off script
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
St Steven
United States
Deluxe Memory Man
Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML
dumbass
United States
Always write a list
Today, I went to the supermarket for three things and repeated them to myself the whole way there. I came home with everything except those three things. I did remember to buy a cake I hadn't planned on getting. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Wreet
United States
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to talk before you end up resenting yourself and her after you're married.
ahabsfan 17
Wait till you’re married. You’ll be writing out the list, booking appointments and texting your friends while having sex.
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Comments (8)
dougierocks 13
Cucumbers pickles, carrots, bananas...
cuz803 46
Kill two birds with one stone I guess
ahabsfan 17
Wait till you’re married. You’ll be writing out the list, booking appointments and texting your friends while having sex.
raingirl 5
Not a very exciting sex life.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Nope its not
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to talk before you end up resenting yourself and her after you're married.
raingirl 5
agree so much with this.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Okay have you tried talking to you fiancé? Why get married if you don't click this way? How long have you been engaged? Kids?
Wadlaen 24
Well, I for one like effective people!😅
Inkoseh 33
Definitely need to sort out these thoughts. But you're also allowed to not be in the mood and while having fun/making your fiancee happy, your mind can wander. Everyone, don't jump on the hate train that easily. If someone isn't in the full blown mood but still wants to make their spouse happy and fulfilled, this would be the outcome. If this was happening frequently or every time, It would definitely need to be addressed. Perhaps with a sex and libido specialist for yourself to help transition you away from everyday stress and relax enough to be able to separate it from passion.
Nathan Tsou 2
Pretty good stamina from him :p congrats