Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Copilot 0
What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.
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rebel_yell_tiny 0
oh wow haha
reapfml 0
at least they can have a conversation now :D
HahaYDI 0
I'm replying to be seen at the top (Yeah, at least I admit it) Sounds like you are a stalker, might want to get a life maybe?
reapfml 0
How does that make her a stalker?
unkinged44 0
REAL real police finding real fmls so you dont have to (suck it fake police)
untalented1 0
i agree. i'd be annoyed at you too, no matter how pretty you are.
a1mostevi1 0
ydi for being an ostrich.
blakehilli8 0
Lold
big_hairyman 0
Did you happen to be wearing your ninja suit that day? Because if you were even if he didn't catch you it would start a weird Convo and a new fml post. Today some chick dressed as a ninja put her nasty sock in my basket then tried to play it off.fml
F00tball_Playa 0
****** retarded!!!!
F00tball_Playa 0
YDI for being a fat ***** who would probably have eaten the socks if you weren't so obsessed with trying to get one complete stranger to notice how fat n ugly you are! OINK OINK BITCH!
turtlellama 0
GP08 that made me laugh so much!! Haha thank you!
kyle_kbo20 0
TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF THERE #148?
Alexxx_Anarchist 0
"I accidentally my whole sock in your basket." "The whole thing? Wow. Here you go.." *awkward silence* "Wanna shag?" "Sure, why not?"
Subal_fml 8
^ I lol'd at the first part.
CrackhouseDoug 0
YDI for not owning a laundry machine.
americayay 0
This is JUST NOT an FML.
Gorsbug823 0
I agree with 61
ShadowSneaker360 16
LOL
SaintJimmy 0
He must've thought you were crazy. I bet you are.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Maybe she just doesn't have great social skills. OP: Nice try, but fail :P
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
I love you now.
tpag3r 0
ilove you for being a girl that is cool enough to try to pull of ninjaskillz in public and i would suggest not trying anything like bras or panties until your skills improve
ohreally123 0
clearly she has no real ninja skills because she got caught.
Kiwi_Splash 0
HAHAH SAME! I love you for doing that. Although YDI, nice work. I hoped you never got caught :P Good luck with the guy hahah x
DeathByFalchion 0
At least it was only a sock. Stick to those until your ninja skills improve.
Chrystophyr 0
Ninja fail.
awkward_turtles 1
epic ninja fail
Daviddwd 0
u shudda left a thong
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.
Copilot 0
What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"
RJB 0
I think she would have been like Hey How you doing, oh my socks couldnt find this anywhere haha yeah wats ur name? Johnny urs? Lenna wanna get lunch? Sure though it would have mor stubstance then this this would be the gist of it.
Gisellee 0
thats exactly what i was trying to figure out. hahaha.
friedchickenpie 14
Nono, 6. More like this. "Hey I accidentally put my sock in your basket Ha that's so crazy It's got my number in it So call me, maybe" *runs away*
safaeita 32
haha , OP is obviously shy that's all
RJB 0
You tried to be a ninja? Thats pretty ******* funny lol
ryoga 0
So you pulled a Naruto, eh?
RESTAREA 0
FAIL I'm sorry, but Naruto is the lamest excuse for a ninja I have ever seen. Even White Ninja beats Naruto.
fmlthepornaddict 0
excuse me but naruto is the most popular manga in the world,and hes awesomely hot and rules,and he can also do all that ninja jazz,so dont go dissing something very popular cuz ppl will diss u back
RESTAREA 0
xD Thanks for making me laugh :3 "Awesomely hot", eh? You're as bad as the Twilight addicts. And you're pathetic for thinking that I'm going to be scared about Naruto fans "dissing" me. Enjoy your future of dressing up your cats to look like Naruto :3
TheLetterZero 7
Most popular =/= best. Naruto is an insult towards ninjas like Twilight is an insult towards vampires. Besides, One Piece is way better. I wouldn't be surprised if the OP was wearing bright orange clothing.
Night22_fml 4
White ninja power!! Fight the failrutos!!
anewmoonrising 0
JSYK naruto is not by any means the most popular manga/anime in the world. In the US maybe, but not the world. I know that Fullmetal Alchemist outranks it in the anime capital of the world, Japan and I do believe that Bleach outranks it in the US. Inuyasha may as well. Do your research, dude. And to the OP, how exactly do you even start a conversation with a sock? are you like, Oh, there's that sock i've been missing.....how'd it get there? Anyway, now that i've proven that i'm trying way too hard to start a conversation, want to go to lunch with me? I mean, really. Fail. YDI.
n1125 0
fullmetal alchemist is awesome.
Shoopman 0
Don't forget DBZ and Pokemon >_>
armher 0
death note is beast
mmmrabies 0
I really hope you're not serious.
xXwolflegionXx 8
People, Goku would pwn all your ninjas.
TurdMonkey 0
you, Ms laundrylady, are a conversation wizard
Sioraf 0
XD So true.
xFuckThisLife 0
I totally agree with this.
kcain_mvus 1
If this was mlia that would work