Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Anonymous
Altoona, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Surprise!
Today, after my girlfriend had said she was cooking surprise dinner for me this week, the crazy thing is I came home early from work and the surprise dinner was she was eating some dude's cock and balls. FML
PTKFML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Krissy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Anonymous
A man without a plan
Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML
Anonymous
Newnan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Ouch
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Right place, wrong time
Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says, "What's for dinner?" FML
Top comments
tinker9107 1
Was it that boring ?
thisisafunnyname 12
Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"
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Comments (175)
cassiebear7652 7
Penis cookies?
HetaliaFreak 10
Shane Dawson?
zombiegold 23
30 - At first I thought your name was HentaiFreak, but now I realize it isn't.
HetaliaFreak 10
Well, it'd still be true.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Cookies? Nah, that's too sweet I would say she was cooking something hot and spicy! ;)
Epikouros 32
Penis fish! (Google it :)
cassiebear7652 7
30- I believe Shanes was penis pasta. 84- WHY!?!?
coyfish 0
I hope you weren't thinking about a tossed salad...
Clarese 0
I'm guessing you need to find a new mate. Sex shouldn't be that boring!
melij99 5
What dish were u thinking of??
mauguster 15
Pulled pork perhaps?
tylerryder 4
Maybe some trout?
indiiboo 0
Add some toys and glow paint and hello kittyy ****** and maybe call some pros and stuff ^_^ Just sayin' ya know what I'm sayin'? Mmk
desireev 18
It's okay, OP! That is what you call being a full-time Housewife/Mommy or a busy, hardworking woman! You're not the only woman to do that. I would say that if that happens every time you have sex, you need to spice it up a bit. But you're not the only one to experience this. I make it a point to have sex at night, as weird as it sounds, just so my mind isn't going 100 miles per hour. At night, I feel that you're able to enjoy it more so that you're not thinking about what all you have to do during the day. :)
robberry 11
Maybe you should talk with your partner about improving your sex life, instead of bitching about it to strangers.
USMC_Cpl 5
^Sure you will...
Enslaved 38
So plan it and get back to enjoying sex. Maybe the extra work out actively made you hungry. ***Crossing fingers that's what happened, if not FYL