Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Does he have to repeat boot camp since he obviously didn't learn how to fend off a surprise attack? If some silly girl can knock him over, imagine what a crazed Al Qaeda terrorist would do to him! They work out on monkey bars!
htownpostman 16
It will def be a memorable moment.. One that you can laugh about for years to come!
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Comments (102)
bulbul116_fml 4
hilarious
DocBastard 40
How the hell can he be expected to defend a country when he can't even defend himself against one girl attacking him? I say send him back boot camp. He obviously missed "One-on-One Hand-to-Hand Combat" day.
Pwuj 6
1 on 1 hand to hand combat?! They only have combatives lvl 1 in basic,,. You get into more hand to hand combat in combatives lvl 3 and up,.
celiiceegee 6
I was expecting him to punch the shit out of you.. Being he just graduated from bootcamp and all ;-;
TheNewPotato 7
Yes, because punching the shit out of your girlfriend for accidentally making both of you fall in her excitement is the best way to handle things. It'll just be one of those memories that they'll laugh about in their lives.
dead247 13
being punched in the face would come after he has done a few tours and not expecting her excitement. Mom always told me to never scare my dad because of this. she had a close call and never did that again. now it's not that big of a deal.
shawnaishere 14
I think she meant accidentally punching her when she came out of nowhere with the hug.
hellomikael 4
hehe
Pandacupcakelove 26
Haha, I bet it was still a special moment for the two of you :)
DinoChicken 3
How romantic! LOL
lilmisslivid 0
This is what happens when you watch too many romantic comedies fyl
supportcommand 17
He passed boot camp and still couldn't catch you? Are you a heavy weight?
lidsthesquid 4
He wasn't expecting it....
supportcommand 17
So she says.
DocBastard 40
Either that or we're all just making jokes.
truckdriver321 3
Lose weight missy!
bRower 3
Or, you know, prepare her boyfriend to catch her.