Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Does he have to repeat boot camp since he obviously didn't learn how to fend off a surprise attack? If some silly girl can knock him over, imagine what a crazed Al Qaeda terrorist would do to him! They work out on monkey bars!
htownpostman 16
It will def be a memorable moment.. One that you can laugh about for years to come!
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Comments (102)
doodlecrzyMeg 15
Oh shit, is this my future self in 5 days?! OAO;
KiddNYC1O 22
Is this a boot camp for girls scout or something? :P
ideasrule 13
What did you expect to happen? Imagine that someone slightly lighter than you tried to jump into your arms; do you think you could lift such a weight if you weren't prepared for it? Even if I threw a ball at your face at the slowest speed possible, I'm pretty sure you couldn't catch it if you weren't expecting it.
kikimonole 13
Hey, I would've laughed. But of course I always laugh when I get hurt for a stupid reason like not calling out his name first.
ariaofdoom 16
This is hilarious. You'll look back on this and laugh. Thanks to your boyfriend for joining the military and congrats to him .graduating boot camp
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Thats totally army strong ;)
Whaaaaaat734 6
I honestly thought he was going to have falcon punched you or something along those lines..
skulltorn 8
Wtf is a falcon punch? Falcons don't have hands to punch! lol
shadow016 1
Assuming her bf is in the coast guard since it says NJ
ammerhammer 3
That's still romantic. So cute :)
zyme 11
By the end of boot camp everyone's had more than their fair share of episodes falling asleep and awaking when they sense free-fall. It's not his fault.