Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Does he have to repeat boot camp since he obviously didn't learn how to fend off a surprise attack? If some silly girl can knock him over, imagine what a crazed Al Qaeda terrorist would do to him! They work out on monkey bars!
htownpostman 16
It will def be a memorable moment.. One that you can laugh about for years to come!
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Comments (102)
HeyArnold91 8
One of the first things we were taught in my boot camp was always having a 360 vigilance so we will never be caught off guard. Guess he missed that one. But looking at your username maybe you should've shouted "Oooh Rahhhh!", then jumped on him. Maybe he would've saw it coming.
Linkerdoodles 15
Hahaha, I'd still want to cherish that memory. That's so cute OP.
fisak8 12
Who does that??
Awahso 25
Saw you are in Nj. Your bf graduate Camp May OP?
The_F3rris 11
Why is this on fml?
illmatic2 16
Well the truth is even in Marine Corps recruit training, many weak ones slime their way through and they still earn the title. It sucks but it happens all the time.
danielhartlesss 13
This should be an fml for him, op just ruined an expensive dress uniform
sheldencn 5
You are too impulsive
ObeyStudKing 4
Years from now you'll both look back at this smile and laugh :-) .
allforus 5
Yeah, you aren't supposed to be all over each other at graduation. We got yelled at for that. And then smoked.