Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
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Welshite 40
Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?
JMichael 26
Did you feel well protected?
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Comments (109)
perdix 31
Why so many? Do you tend to spray? People with bad urine directional control create bio- and slip hazards. You don't want to slip on a pee puddle when eluding a deranged gunman. Safety first!
darwinism 30
For the next lockdown, say you need to do a poop and see how many teachers volunteer this time.
sunnyray812 42
It's better than peeing all over the classroom floor.
rockne93 17
That's hilarious. One of those FML's I'm glad that didn't happen to me lol
tj4234 36
I'm not from the US. What on earth is a supervised lockdown and why did OP need a teacher to come to the toilet with them?
JME0058 8
A lockdown is when you get locked in the classroom with lights off and hide because a dangerous situation is going on in the building.
perdix 31
#23, or a drill to prepare for such a situation. If it were a real lockdown, they'd have told the OP to pee their pants, because many others have probably done so already.
Mjwnenrjs 17
What is actually wrong with America where a dangerous situation causing 100's of people to get locked in a building is considered normal and acceptable... In a war torn unstable country in the Middle East, sure. But last time I checked the us wasn't under invasion or experiencing a civil uprising. Figure your shit out America.
ksks1234 33
21-- I am from the U.S. and I wasn't too sure. A lot has changed in 13 years, apparently.
kayteakay 26
America is a relatively new country in a very advanced time. It takes a lot of fighting to establish a long lasting society. And people are sometimes violent creatures.
TwistedCherub1 15
I'm from the U.S. and didn't know schools have lockdowns. My husband works at a prison and they have them, but schools? I guess I just went to a safer school. My brother is a junior there and they still don't do drills like this. How safe does turning lights off make kids from a shooter or bomb? My children will go to a rural school or I'll teach them if it's that bad.
sammyjo06 14
Get over yourself. There are dangerous situations in every country. If there is so much as a suspicious character in the parking lot, some schools (typically in more dangerous areas, as my school never had a lockdown procedure) may choose to keep all the students in the classroom until the police arrive and investigate. Rather a lockdown than continue business as normal and maybe someone gets hurt. Most of the time, it's nothing. But if it were your kid, wouldn't you rather be safe than sorry? There are dangerous areas to every country, usually poorer cities. I'm willing to bet if you traveled around the globe to those poorer cities outside of the U.S. that the vast majority of them would not have any such procedures. So yes, dangerous areas need help, some kind of improvement. But in the meantime, I'd say that if schools have procedures like this in place, that they DO have their shit figured out.
JME0058 8
I've unfortunately been through several real lockdowns and so have my siblings. usually because of a bomb threat or someone bringing a gun to school. One lockdown was actually because someone had planned an armed assault on the school. They even had napalm.
doglover100 29
I've been in lockdown because someone robbed a bank near our school.
DrippingSarcasm 20
This is my favourite FML, honestly. I can just imagine it. Six adults escorting someone to the bathroom, patiently waiting outside and twiddling their thumbs... but I can also see your embarrassment.
perdix 31
I'd think you were well-endowed if you needed two people to hold it while you pee. If you require six, you may have a bright future in adult films ;)
Wizardo 34
VIPee escort - only the best for the well endowed.
SuperMew 22
Would you rather go in the toilet or wet yourself? I never saw what people got so embarrassed about admitting they have to pee.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well hey, they can serve as meat shields if the shit ever hits the fan.
UnluckyJulie 13
Even if this were only a drill (I'm assuming it was), then I definitely would have waited. In my high school, cops used to do rounds in the building during lockdown drills, and if anyone was caught out in the hallways, we'd automatically fail.