Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
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Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML
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prncsjnlca 10
That’s what people do in bathrooms. 🤦🏼♀️
faifai_fml 21
I feel more sorry for the girl in the stall next to you. Pooping in public is horrible when you're a kid.
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Comments (20)
bubbat101 36
Sounds like a shitty situation for both of you.
prncsjnlca 10
That’s what people do in bathrooms. 🤦🏼♀️
faifai_fml 21
I feel more sorry for the girl in the stall next to you. Pooping in public is horrible when you're a kid.
julfunky 29
It’s horrible at any age.
alycion 39
Even worse when someone posts about it online.
Mungolikecandy 19
What has happened to this site in the last few weeks? Has someone else taken it over?
swervelol 28
exactly what I've been wondering the recent FMLS have gone way down hill in quality it looks like any submission makes its way through now a days
Blunt person 16
Nowadays is one word, not three.
whiskey'swino 15
Sorry you met the one girl in the span of history that never figured out how to turn food into sunshine and rainbows like the rest of us. F your life.
Jennipher Stillwell 11
🤣🤣
samomaha 17
So what?!?
tenniemo 20
Imagine how that other girl feels! She could have not been feeling well, and the day turned horrifying when she was trapped in the bathroom during an emergency in an uncomfortable position... Then to have someone else show up while she’s already feeling vulnerable? I hope you didn’t complain out loud or anything. Poor girl.
siggy_mcsigx 22
She was in the next stall over or you were in the same stall? Quite a huge difference. I'm not sure how it's an FML if it's the former...
AmbrosiaFan 19
What the heck do you think happens in there?????
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I think it's more of an FML for her because the urge for her to take a shit happened to strike around the same time the school had a lockdown drill. But at least it was only a drill and not a real lockdown.