Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?
JMichael 26
Did you feel well protected?
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Comments (109)
DrummerWS 23
Hey at least you got to pee. And as long as they didn't follow you into the toilet.....that would be weird....
Fotch2013 4
I would have felt liie the president
kugelblitz_ 11
You're just that important
squarecircles 13
Better safe than sorry, but I guess it all depends ;)
Jasmeent11 15
Can someone please tell me what a supervised lockdown is? :)
glabberfasted 16
When there's a threat to a school or the surrounding area, all students and staff are locked into the rooms they're currently in until the situation is over. We had them when I was in high school for shooters in the neighborhood next to us.
Jasmeent11 15
Oh right thank you!
EmmaMK 35
School trip.
mattyiscool123 26
This sounds like elementary school
edanielleh 21
I would have just walked out and let the teacher try to stop me
hellphone_fml 37
Whats a supervised lockdown? We only have soft and hard lockdowns at my school.
Axipiter 24
It'd be awesome if your escorts were all wearing black suits, dark sunglasses, and earpieces. WERE THEY!?