Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
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Top comments
Mightyrif 23
Leading by example I see.
mylonius 19
I guess that bus isn't the only thing that's yellow.
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Comments (58)
Mightyrif 23
Leading by example I see.
mylonius 19
I guess that bus isn't the only thing that's yellow.
TheKingOfHearts 19
das racist
doodycakes 16
I'm wondering how that's racist in any way
firemuncher 19
best i can think of is Asians but there no mention of an Asian anywhere
superman21_fml 19
Pee, folks. Pee is yellow.
MitchRapp 20
I would just pretend I did it to make another kid feel better about peeing himself. Like in Billy Maddison.
Beeboopbeep 9
But she didn't have to pretend...
Leviathene 34
How embarrassing for your sister... and you too OP
NerdGirl321 27
LOL.
wondermoose 28
That's too long to travel with children without a break!!! Shame on the school organization
fpants2010 18
They're 8, not 2.
misspanda_fml 7
#12 my 2 year old can go longer without needing to pee... This fml is just pathetic.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
An hour is not too long. If you can hold your urine for however long you sleep, you can hold it for an hour. OP is pathetic.
Eliiara 11
An hour on the bus isn't bad at all for 8 year olds.
Allie614032 34
Right. An hour? Seriously? Were you not allowed to use a restroom during the entire trip?
Catdragon 40
It's ok to pee yourself. You can actually die if you hold your bladder for too long.
klutz44 28
Is an hour really too long?
Catdragon 40
No, but I'm just trying to make the op feel better for peeing themselves. We all start off pissing ourself. We can piss ourselves laughing. It's not something that anyone should discriminate against or laugh at. I'm sure every single last one of us has pissed ourselves at least once.
tinudaindian 12
I can go 9 hours without using the bathroom...
claudiajean 24
A medal will be rewarded shortly
Jaidatazzy 11
personally I can hold it for over 12 hours...sometimes 24...but I'm also often told I'm dehydrated
pangalactic 2
Always have a 44oz cup of water handy so you can pretend that's what spilled on your pants...
smallandroid 26
Or you could pee into the cup!
Nikkibuh 11
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james_logan 19
The pee on the bus goes down your pants, down your pants, down your pants...
ryand82 11
You couldn't figure out how long the bus ride was going to be and then pee before you left? It was only an hour long