Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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tounces7 28
You hesitated because you were trying to figure out of she was a moron for even asking you such a question, right?
Justin Parker 11
I say good riddance. if she can't handle a slight hesitation, what would she do when real relationship trials come up. find someone who has the patience and willingness to work through issues, even if they don't come out on top
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Comments (16)
shannon2348 14
If you're blind then how could you possibly know whether or not she's beautiful. Shes being idiotic.
laydehxzee 4
Just throw away the whole gf