Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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AlexF_1001 7
Hopefully you just drove somewhere and forgot and walked home? I did that when i lived two blocks from work and intended to drive elsewhere after work and then forgot... It happened more times than I would like to admit.
ojosRojos 28
Don’t leave us hanging! Was it stolen? Did you leave it somewhere and forget? Do you have it back now??
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AlexF_1001 7
Hopefully you just drove somewhere and forgot and walked home? I did that when i lived two blocks from work and intended to drive elsewhere after work and then forgot... It happened more times than I would like to admit.
thefmlman2011 37
I’ve done that once. Parked my car so I go and collect a friend from the airport, forgot where I parked my car, spent an hour and a half looking for my car in the airport car park. Got a round of applause when I got back to where I was that weekend.
mfranks19891989 10
Dude where’s my car?
ojosRojos 28
Don’t leave us hanging! Was it stolen? Did you leave it somewhere and forget? Do you have it back now??
Trinity Fenwick 7
lay off the sauce a bit lol
ThrottleJockey 36
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was stolen.