Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (182)
rinrinn22 0
he sounds like a nasty kreeper to me thats just ******* weird!
jessxoxo28 5
wow, thats so freakin weird! and this came from his mom?... he's deff a keeper
Paneity 0
As long as he said it in a cheeky way and not a creepy way, I say screw it. You said yourself, you get along well. Go make out with him!
21icefox 0
werid compilment ?
rockstarK9 0
awfully classy fellow isn't he?
baby_gurl2405 0
ok ya messed up and slightly odd yes... but in other words he might just be a completely awkward person who was trying to think up a compliment for you but came out with that instead.
FlaminYawn 0
Small hips are better. Those girls tend to stay skinnier as they get older, and the pussy feels tighter. Plus, I'd want my girl to have a C-Section, no baby to rip the pussy and it stays tight. Small hips are a double win.
lem0n_fml 0
Size of your hips has nothing to do with how skinny you are, first off. Secondly, c-sections are usually only done now if there's a risk to the mother or babies health; ultimately the mother makes the decisions, but most doctors will heavily pressure her not to have a c-section unless it's absolutely necessary. Also, hip size has nothing to do with how tight your pussy is. Everything you've said is just blatantly wrong.
TeenieAmerica 9
Idk about that, lem0n, I have really small hips and I'm very tight. Okay, too much information, but whatever. Also, I was a C-section baby. It's definitely not as risky as people on here are making it out to be. I'm perfectly healthy, and my mom was just fine as well. I mean, yeah, there are risks, but I've never met anyone who's had complications from a C-section. There are more problems with C-section births, but you have to take into account the fact that women getting C-sections are more likely to have medical issues. As for staying skinny, like I said, I have small hips, but I'm not really skinny. But it does seem like women with bigger hips tend to more gain weight as they get older. No, I don't have any evidence of this, I've just noticed from personal observation.
Voids 0
That's a compliment. Twiggy chicks are gross. An hourglass figure has always equalled win.
kazkazkazkaz 0
Sorry all you "Can't you take a compliment?" assholes, but that is SUPER ******* CREEPY. "You have perfect breeding hips" --> "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES, YOU BROOD MARE" How would you feel if a woman you'd just met told you "I want to have your babies"?
Outrider_fml 0
Do you really want an answer to that question? JK. I guess it depends on the looks of the girl, and if she has good "Breedin Hips" LOL.
eoghanface 0
Bahahahaha!!!!! Ima use that one:3