Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
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Comments (182)
bunny911 16
No matter how hard I try, I can only read this in a hillbilly voice.
amhort 4
All you people saying it's a nice compliment are full of shit. No one in his right mind is going to bring up having kids on a first date.
skrillybaby 0
Oh hey, a compliment
Albarufus 13
Ruuuuun!
soyeah_whatsup 4
It was a compliment gone wrong OP... yeah lets go with that, a compliment.
trainwreck9324 7
it is sort of sweet in an awkward kind of way, he could have said something mean
lillith1992 0
Honey I've been there xD don't feel bad. you're beautiful! Be thankful you're not shaped like a 14year old boy!
slimashli 7
how is this bad? men are naturally attracted to women with hips for reproductive reasons even if they dont know it lol but still
slimashli 7
how's this a bad thing? men naturally like women with larger hips because of child bearing reasons that's completely natural and a nice compliment
Sportey 9
That's not the type of joke you tell on the first date...