Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
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Comments (182)
batosai33 0
Ranma FTW!
SweetieLish 0
Could have been worse...he could have said "You sure do gots a purdy mouth!"
lovemyE8 0
Wow. I hope she's just venting here, and she didn't actually get pissed and leave. I would think that a guy would only say that if he meant it as a compliment. Do people really get bent out of shape over something like this? And THIS qualifies as a bad day? I don't get it.
woxy 0
Maybe he felt comfortable because things were going well and decided to crack a joke. I would have laughed and thanked him! I too have "good breeding hips"!
bibbit 0
I'd take that as a compliment. guys think hips are sexy
kristidgranger 3
Isn't that a compliament? he was probably just trying to make a joke. you know haha funny. not that he wants a kid. since of humor
Mortanious 0
YDI for being stupid and not realizing it was a joke when things are going so well, and that is a compliment. You have great hips and nice curves and you don't actually look like a straw. Oh FYL for looking good!
PonPonPattaPon 0
Umm, are you retarded? I would think that was funny and cute!!
BlackDragoness 0
while it might have been a good joke if the two had knew each other well or were further into a relationship, it was disturbing for a first date. I would turn and run if a first date said that to me, even jokingly. However we also dont know the context of the way it was spoken.
picabo889 11
r u kidding? i wish i had great hips! that is the opposite of an fml. maybe a little awkwarf but awesome other wise
TeenieAmerica 9
I know right. Shut up and stop complaining, OP. At least you have good birthin' hips. I would put up with many awkward, somewhat creepy comments (and would probably have to) in exchange for nice hips. Consider yourself lucky.