Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
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Comments (182)
beertime36 0
maybe you'd have liked this "my mom waa right, you have great feeding breasts." better?
grrrarrrg2 2
Im sure he meant it as a compliment/joke with throwing his mom in there. Still kinda awkward for a first blind date.
ericalew_xo 0
I take it as a compliment when people say I have breeding hips. Lighten up, OP. Atleast he didn't say you had lanky boy hips.
FarSide 23
I can tell from your picture you have great breeding hips. Consider yourself complimented(?)
shanster 3
you don't have breeding hips, you just have a fat ass, there's a difference.
DiNoBeAr 0
you sir, are an asshole all has been said
Silentknight 0
Feminist: "and you're basing that on what, exactly"? same thing you're basing your gender generalizations on: rage and hot air. now go make me a goddamn sammich.
hooves04 0
Man he's saying he likes your curves, duhhh
hooves04 0
lessssssbian. not all men are dickheads.
discosoup 0
YDI for having awesome hips.
ericalew_xo 0
42 (iPhone) Thanks?
LightScout03 0
First of all There is nothing sexier then "birthin" hips especially when there is something low cut hanging off of them....
avfcfan89 0
why are you getting so butt hurt about this? i think it's a good thing, your going to have healthy kids.