Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
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Comments (182)
hassenpfeffermmm 0
at least he understands anatomy!! He knows your boobs are for your young, not implants.
Allielovespanda 0
you obviously don't know what it means to have baby makin hips :) majority of guys think curvy women are sexy. lighten up guuuurl.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
o.o
ItsmeRJ_ 0
You should say and my mom was right: You do have a creepers mouth!
YoungBanks 3
the guy you went out with I'll take a guess and say a redneck incest hick "you got good breedin' hips"
ashley1357 0
that's kinda gross
skeleton_skinner 0
and you're mad why? be flattered. he didn't call you fat or some shit
ashhxoxo 14
what does he think you are, a dog? poor babyy. that sucks
thatviolinplayer 0
thats really creepy
npb123 0
Well that's awkward!!