Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
Today, I shoveled the driveway because there's enough snow to block my car. Overnight we're supposed to get six more inches of snow. It's like shoveling the driveway is a waste of time because more snow gets piled on it the next day. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML
Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML
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Top comments
Thinkitthrough 23
Procrastination has it's perks.
clumsylobster 17
Hey, you've exercised, and you made his job a bit easier. Sure it was hard, but I bet your muscles feel great
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Comments (44)
Emmamazing 26
I laughed way too hard at this. But in all seriousness, that sucks
Thinkitthrough 23
Procrastination has it's perks.
johobus28 26
Its*
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
#42, You're a failure at being a grammar Nazi.
Salvanoi 23
Actually #42 is right. It should be "its" instead of "it's".
ruckfules85 34
Well you did him a nice favor and yours is done at the same time.
lyricalservant 21
I don't know it seems like it defeat the purpose to me. Even OP seem to thinks so. Why do your own when others can do it for you. It's like fapping and having sex bro.
ruckfules85 34
well if OP didn't know the guy was coming.
lyricalservant 21
Yeah but OP found out later right? And thats why this fml is written
JMichael 26
My dad would definitely bring up something about how this would build character.
clumsylobster 17
Hey, you've exercised, and you made his job a bit easier. Sure it was hard, but I bet your muscles feel great
pedinhuh 23
That's cold. ...I'll leave now
thawny_fml 21
Mr Plow that's his name that name again is Mr Plow.
awesomesausage 14
you saved some bucks i guess ;)
Ghost86 17
Builds character lol
_kyleG_ 34
Sounds like you just need to let it go
year2015 11
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE PERSON EVER MENTIONS FROZEN EVER AGAIN THE PLANET'S POPULATION WILL BE ZERO
year2015 11
*because I will kill everybody
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Wow someone needs to melt that drozen heart of yours Just let it go, let go of that anger Maybe build a snowman it's pretty calming Just keep calm and remeber the doors are always open when love is involved after all love is an open door. *bows and takes leave*
vikky538 29
the plow guy must have laughed so hard at it....