Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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alki_fml 5
if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.
nobody_special 0
Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.
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Comments (95)
faygo19 0
I told my buddy about this website and he said, "lol i feel like all of these posts are fat ugly people." I laughed and agreed that was why it is funny. Thanks for being that guy for me today!
maddog_fml 0
@ # 32 What are talking about?? Read it again, slowly.
ijrnelson 0
Your friend is well inconsiderate! What's the point in setting you up with someone when you are not their type?! Hope you were annoyed at your friend.
kurdow 0
loose some weight???
randki 0
At least she ended it quickly so you had the rest of your night... and yeah, her version of the truth hurts, but at least she spoke it.
bread_fml 0
You're better off. The girl's got no tact.
theonlyother 0
Anyone who would say that to you has no class, and probably has no sense of self, or self-esteem for themselves. Who wants to date a psycho... NOT IT.
Kitten125 0
She's just rude and probably shallow. She could have at least pretended not to be his date and ran away to spare his feelings... I'm sure you have a great personality. One she'll never get to know. Her loss, shake it off, move on.
omgepiphany 0
I would have done the same thing in that situation! Well, I would have made an excuse to leave or pretended it wasn't me. Why would you hang around a smelly fat guy you're not attracted to?
nomi28 0
Oh wow, I am so sorry! I hate it when people are so shallow and do not even try to get to know a person! A sort of similar situation happened to me. I was on an online dating site which I have a profile up on but no picture. Some guy IMed me and we talked on AIM and the phone for a week or 2 and talked about going out in a couple weeks. Then, he asked me to send him my picture. I did and well, let's just say I never heard from him again! And it's not like this guy was that great looking himself, but I did not care. But you know, I am glad I didn't waste my time going to meet someone so shallow and it is his loss! And the same goes for you: It is the girl's loss for being rude and not trying to get to know you. I am sure you are a wonderful person! Some people just suck.