Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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alki_fml 5
if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.
nobody_special 0
Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.
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Comments (95)
KenMcGormick 0
that's too harsh... but u just have to take it in the face
FuzzMonkey09 0
People are rude because they were the fat ones on the blind date too.
valuemeal2 1
Aww... what a bitch!
xtremelifter 0
That is what happens when you go on blind dates 99% of the time
alex_vik 1
This is why my friend exchanges pictures of me with the girl he sets me up with. But it sounds like you got set up with a shallow person, so you got lucky by her leaving.
TEAZO 0
harsh man. poor thing. lets just say thats one way to bring a person down XD
Silhouette_fml 0
She was a horrible person. You're better off this way, you found out how shallow she was before having to invest any time or money on her.
zwei_fml 0
At least she was honest and didn't waste much of your time. Much better than bitch that would let you think you had a chance when you had none.
b4therushofdawn 0
Sorry tom, but she obviously wasn't worth the effort if she didn't even have the class to restrain herself from making a harsh comment like that. It doesn't matter what you look like- that is never an appropriate reaction when meeting someone. :/
mai1808 0
whoa. so ... so frank.