Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
well, it does depend on the location, but that's pretty harsh of them.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Anything to do with Scandanavia is awesome.
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Comments (223)
ebbalofstedt 9
speak to me im swedish lol (;
apan 13
Om du pratar flytande Svenska så borde du fatta detta :D
zannah 9
Im swedish o.o. But anyway, good job! Its pretty hard for non swedish people to learn! Proud of you:')
bellatrix0805 2
Well, you can now talk to the Swedish Chef
chandlerbelacic 17
Wtf you should have taken French or Spanish you moron. French on the other hand is a very useful language
keyofdestiny13 24
The only useless language is Spanish.
kiaroxilles 8
Dear God, I hope you're being sarcastic. Where I'm from, jobs REQUIRE you to know Spanish. Not English, Spanish. And yes, I live in the US. Most of this was Mexico before it was America.
keyofdestiny13 24
The only useless language is Spanish.
Strrrrrange 12
The good thing is that Norwegian and Danish are very similar to Swedish so you will be capable of understanding two other languages a bit more than most others :D Trust me, I'm Danish myself and I find Swedish as well as Norwegian very understandable!
RandomAndCrazy 11
I wish I could speak Swedish.. My gf is Swedish and I might wanna know how to talk to her parents...
Aurora_RP 7
As a swede, I can easily say; I don't like your mom!