Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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THEKAISER 4
Es un exito!!!
Meowingtons500 18
Omigod hahahahaha! My Spanish source is a 4 foot tall Colombian, she's not very reliable. XD
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Comments (170)
THEKAISER 4
Es un exito!!!
andrewl12 0
It's an exit? I don't get it..... Might explain the lack of thumbs up
Meowingtons500 18
Fao animalitos. ;)
xXxIracebethxXx 14
30 - I hope you were being sarcastic... 34 - Do you mean "feo"?
Meowingtons500 18
Yes, I meant to say ugly bug, but it was autocorrected. My apologies. :)
xXxIracebethxXx 14
No worries! :) Also, bug is "insecto". Animalitos are little animals, LOL.
Meowingtons500 18
Omigod hahahahaha! My Spanish source is a 4 foot tall Colombian, she's not very reliable. XD
False_Stupidity 42
fallo primario
EvilLilCupcake 10
30 es moy estupido...
SkoomaKi 28
Hmm, I wish I learned Spanish......
Jiplo 18
¿Por que?
DontClickOnMe 28
Cool! I'm Colombian! :D
Chilombian 0
Or maybe her Spanish simply sucks?
bryanorange 3
64- "muy"*
ComTlancy 12
Dios Mios!!!
KRS_13 0
I wish I knew Spanish so I could read these comments.. Oh duh google translate!
Jordan740 6
Donde éstas el baño?
nofearjenshere 12
Está*
thenoobftw 3
Her comment was "su culo es muy pequeño".
Sebastian_NG 17
How come the actual, natively spanish speaking people like myself are not mocking your hillarious attempts of speaking spanish?
Dajucy1 7
114- Because it's pretty damn funny watching them fail(:
LaughinStock 16
Agreed 125, like why the **** is someone asking where the bathroom is at.. LOL
comedybreak 20
That was a joke 126.
abbyabb 4
Porque
Crystal55621 19
I'm glad I learned Spanish earlier.
abbyabb 4
You just said where is the bathroom
The_Hitdude 12
^ We've established that. Back to the FML.... ¿Por que tú no estas fluido en español? Tú mamá es un nativo, ¿no?
The_Hitdude 12
Wait, just re-read the FML. Lo ciento, guys. That was my bad.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
Mi burro es rio grande dopres salchicha de grasa.... I take ASL x]
Dante17 6
114- la misma pregunta tenía yo. No los hemos molestado porque al menos el intento hacen, creo que es por eso. Otros son falta de interés.
Shelta957 13
Bonjour!!! Je ne comprends pas :( Lol
afdude87 6
Yo quero taco bell?
luddearsenal 7
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Unsorrowful 1
Hahaha that's a good first impression.
IAdminIFlow 0
the irony
Heinousness 0
La madre de OP es estupido.
ssnowywinter 0
80- estupida
Heinousness 0
Gracias. Callente ahora Por favor,101
Guren 0
What did she say? Did she call her a ****?
bedhead08 1
No bueno.
teague95 16
por que el queso es beuno. that's basically all the Spanish I know and that's after 2 semesters haha
teague95 16
and I'm pretty sure it means "because the cheese is good"
Heinousness 0
It does. It could also mean 'why is the cheese good?'
WordSmyth 2
Porque with our the space is for 'because', with the space implies a question.
steeledwolf 8
Me gusta
ClassyCommando 13
Parce que le fromage est bon.
Heinousness 0
27 has a space in between Por and que, 88. Do you mean 'out'?
abethehonest 4
mucho junko in the trunko?
abethehonest 4
I'll just go ahead and thumbs down too while you're all at it.
Dajucy1 7
Adding the letter "o" or "a" to the end of an English word does not make it Spanish!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Atleast he's honest and knows he made a mistake.
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
Lol:) It's just a joke.. And a funny onee! If you can't see it for what it is, I pity-o the fool-o
fuzz97 23
It's actually-o not very funny-o Do you see the irony in what I did there? It's subtle
Heinousness 0
Too subtle.
KiddNYC1O 22
#7 obviously made an Orbit gum commercial reference...
baybeegirrrl95 5
That's awful. I'm sorry, OP.
MsSoulReaper 27
Wow, thats ****** up. If she's going to insult then the least she can do is do it in the privacy of her own mind -_-
TravisTJC 0
I know someone who's getting an F on there report card
sensoon15 7
You because you said "there" and not "their".
Hts777 4
Awkward..
Heinousness 0
If you want to insult someone when they're right there, speak Zulu (Zulu is spoken in southern Africa [of course, it's not the only language spoken there]). Not many people speak it.