Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
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Top comments
nanner42 13
Should have shot him back
coolboy675 16
Boom, headshot!
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Comments (42)
kalmned 8
Sounds like you take things too seriously OP.
Zen_Mei 17
#48 let's meet up somewhere and have me staple your nuts...lets see how you like that!
evilhobbitofdoom 4
That is dangerous, you should report him. He could cause serious damage with a stapler gun.
JohnLockmartin 4
You could press charges
jutyjaty 9
In the words of an American (and this is why other countries don't like us) staple a law suit to that bitches head
jutyjaty 9
Damages for pain and suffering
Hardwarre 7
Shoot him back... With a nerf gun.
chenzki_fp 6
Evil dead reincarnation
HorrorFan13 2
What a douche. Shoot him cack.
iloveshim 14
That's what you get! You let the enemy get too close.
ThePsyche 9
Figure all that out on your own, buster?
n4ture 20
next time shot him in the ass!